A diary of a Dreamer...

All of use have dreams...good dreams,scary dreams, dreams that makes u remember it Forever and maybe dreams that reminds u of something. From the dream that i recall just waking up this morning, all my teeth started falling off one by one!EeEekKk!you know the feeling of your teeth hanging from your gums n ready to be thug off?yaaaa!i had that feeling!and imagine u have to pull off24 teeth 1 by one?it was HORROR!UGH!i still can remember the raw feeling =(

If i'm not mistaken,i remember some1 or some source told me that b4 u sleep if u were thinking about something hard,u will dream about it.And seriously i agree to that statement!everytime i think about something before i sleep i'll end up dreaming about it..Good point.

Undergoing Plastic Surgery

not me silly :) Yesterday, the insurance company reps came over to my place to examine my car. Anne the lady was totally the best person they could have given to me lor, first thing said when she saw my car was : HmM.... the door must be replaced. I tell u, the moment i heard that my heart was jumping up and down with glee keke its exactly what i wanted. HAHA OLD MAN u are sooooo gonna pay for what u have done with thousands of ringgit gone from your pocket, serve u right :) YES BABY CIVIC u are gonna be pppuuuurrrrfect again YAY!

To a bitch aka slut that she herself know * or maybe the whole world knows *

let me post a shoutout to miss bitch aka slut .
Dear bitch aka slut,
its been HhMMhMM...let me see how long have i been keeping this "secret" in my heart let just sayy since LAST year? well it was kinda tooo late when i already know your scandal and after knowing what u have & done with him until now fucking hell bitch u better read this shit, FUCK u know what i would have done? i would have freaking tie u up, cut pieces of u slowly and slowly sprinkling salt, lime and fucking any acidic shyte on ur wounds.THEN i would freaking shove a baton of nails into your pussy or maybe that's too soft huh?maybe a Baseball bat full of nails and HhHmMMm pull all your entire hair 1 by one ,pour acid down your so not pretty face to make it even uglier!, slice your black boobs piece by piece each day after another.And after u die *eventually* i'll just leave your body to rot cuz for me a slut doesnt deserve a proper funeral by her beloved family *rolling eyes* her dirty filthy body deserve to be eaten by microorganism and maggots and seriously i pray that god has a pair of eyes to see through her dirty soul of what have she done to put her in hell to be a slut for the monsters down there. :) FUCKING BITCH IM WARNING U!THE LAST TIME I COULDNT DO SHIT BOUT IT,BUT IF U DARE EVEN LOOK AT Him ,TOUCH OR HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIM now SERIOUSLY SLUT U ARE DEAD MEAT*see i hightlight it for u incase u cant see :) soo nice of me i know .oh well just a gentle reminder :) ew...just thinking about u disguist me.

p/s:your dogs are going down with u.

u know who u are.SLUT

OMG!OMG!OMG!

Today i would like to badmouth an elderly guy (which i don't cuz i totally respect old people) name LIM JOO JIN!this guy who is '66' years old BANG my car 2 days ago!that guy seriously damn blind wan lor. come come come people let me tell u what happen on that faithful unlucky day of mine.okay imagine right, u are happily driving to Mc Donalds drive thru with the intentions to get food for your darling then as u get your order they gave u shaker fries for free wor ofcourse damn happy right?!nvm...happily driving home suddently a BLINDOLD UNCLE let me rephrase that 'BLIND' & 'OLD' uncle bang's your side of the car.ofcourse smart as u are u will straight away call ur darling come and rescue the princess right?right......while waiting *that time was raining* the stupid uncle came to my car and talk in chinese saying '%#$@!*&##, just pretend u don't know chinese lar ofcourse u would answer 'errr uncle ar... wo pu hui chiang wha yi *or something like that* then u know what that f**ker said? ' u what?japanese,taiwanese?*in a teasing way* mahai la!seriously that motherf**ker seriously too much lor bang people already never say sorry wor instead tease people..idiort.

After waiting ahwhile, my prince came to my rescue and started having a fight with him.when nick asked for his details eg. i.c number, contact number he don't want to give wor!CRAZY!thinking we wanna assasin him or something *ku ku one arr he* so i had to call my uncle to settle with him,atlast after all those uncle talks he gave his details.then we ciao lor. when we reach the police station,while filling the form my smart baby lost all his details *nvm i still luf luf u * i freaked out!cuz we only had his name and thankfully i wrote down his car number plate.seriously lor,this accident has made me soo depressed ='( untill effect my mood which leads to making me frust over baby all the time...im soooowwwiiieeeee.....BLAME ThE STOOOPID GUY!

stupid ugly car.THROW AWAY LA!

Damn Serious damage right?!okayla maybe it may look like its nth but its heart wrenching for okay!?!my dream car u know....

look!look!loook!Freaking bad wei...

I curse u,uncle.

A Spontaneous trip to Penang

Baby and i had a sudden crave to have another baby under our family tree and we decided to have a ferret in contrast with our daughter cream,our objective to have another baby is mainly because these days we noticed that cream seems desperately lonely and needs a companion so we decided to head down to Penang * cuz we thought that it would be MUCH cheaper to get a ferret there than here* MANA TAHU its even more expensive "=_= but im glad we made the trip with two other friends Jeff-fer-fer & Pink Gay Beached whale =)

8.00 am we start our journey

soon after we reach..
headed straight to Lorong Selamat to have char quey teow

char quey teow uncle wearing goggles haha!

Jeff-fer-fer admiring nick

Pink gay beached whale with his yummy otak-otak

MmMmM....OH SO YUMMY char quey teow with super HUGE prawns!!

The original ah pek style enjoying his chendol

@ The Beach

Mua & Jolyn

YippEEE-daba-doOo!!HEHEHE

Surf the whale baybeh!

My 3 Bodyguards

Pink Gay Beached Whale about to get beached

AwWw...Don't u just like that lil' whally?muahahahaha

The whole Crew

My baby went for a carwash cuz of all the stupid shits that got smashed on my car during our speedy journey to pg eee bugs and all squisshh to my car!bluek!

@ Sunset Bistro

They drank & Drank & Drank

They drink,drank & got drunk *shakes head*

After that we had a meal like in FEAR FACTOR!

Thats freaking bull's tongue yo!ewww!it gives me the Hiberkajeeebeeezzz!

and guess whats this??bull's dick ughhh!and sen actually nibbled on it onces u cock nibbler!

Last but not least Bull's..... u know what....

And after sen ate that he went like this..


so reader's beware!dun eat that shit man!ewwwww!

On our way back nick tried to go maximum speed on my baby but to no prevail it only went 197 sopose to go faster wan lor!i know why!sen!i blame u!u fei chai!muhahahaha

Next trip PORT DICKSON baybeee!!woooohooo!

how often do people our age get the opportunity to recieve 2 assets in a year?


the moment i got my license last year,i bugged my mum for a car(during that time i already had a car in mind which in fact i had that car in my mind sinced it launched which issssssss........the ALL NEW HONDA CIVIC!) to my dissapointment mummy said to choose a car ranged less than a 100k :( haih so my choice was either myvi,vios or city loorr.during those disccusion with me mum she noticed the dissapointment in my eyes cuz she knows i damn like my civic wan lar so her heart also pain pain d and reluctantly say "aiiya go and checkout + testdrive the civic and camry and tell me bout it la" i tell u when i heard that my heart jump sky high k! so the next day i went and test drive both those cars and woah i tell u both performance and comfort made me high.after test driving the beauties i hapilly went home and tell my mum lor mana tahu my mum say aiya get myvi only lah *ish i tell u my mum has the most undecissive mind in the world* long story short after a month i got my white myvi *bluek*

Then after 2-3 months....

suprise suprise!mummy decided to get me my civic!woooooooooooooooooohooooooooo!the day i could get it i was the happiest & most content gurl in the whole entire universe untill now!dear baybe honda civi mama will never let anything happen to u i promise :)

Dear mummy,

i just wanna tell u how much i love u to the extend that no daughter can ever show how much i lurve u and apreicate what u have done for me :) u are the best mummy in the world muax!muax!muax!hehe

aiiii im soo high on happiness that no drug can possibly replace this highness and seriously,im the luckiest gurl on earth lor!like seriously wei!muahahahaha

Back for good,maybe?





there's been a constant calling for me to blog but the thing is!!there's too many events happening at 1 go with me having no camera of my own *dang!*.eventhou there were camera's everywhere but to wait for them to reach me takes like a million years?by then,the kick of blogging bout that event is gone -_- so thats gotta be the reason why i've kinda stopped blogging keke *excuses, excusesnyaaa*

Currently at icg(introduction to computer graphic) class, and who would ever knew that Andrea Ong YES mua* could ever handle illustrator SO WELL?! and seriously i did that image below teehhee! i deserve a pat on the back :) just a day of well concerntrated class and i can do this?gosh!now i know what i've been missing all this while.OK andrea from now on,start concerntrating.who knows?at the end of this semester,i might be the top student*cross fingers*keke.

And u know what?? i've learned how to photoshop faces to become more smooth,vanish ugly ickie pimples, enlarging eyes etc etc. keke i use to hate computers sooo much but now im loving it after i've discovered wonders that it can do :) goodness imagine using photoshop all the time for my pictures posted here would be like being another xiaxue *ugh* that wouldnt be such a nice attempt being fake and all, haha cant imagine posting all those oh-so perfect pictures up here and when my friends see me face to face they'll be like OH MY GOD!THATS SOOOO NOT ANDREA!WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR FACE?WHY SOO MUCH PIMPLES?WHY SO FAT WAN SUDDENTLY? muahahahaha i wonder does xiaxue gets this kinda remarks and comments on the road :p opps!hope she doesnt sue me kekeke *cross fingersZ*

Proudest possesion for Illustrator