Who has what it takes to me the next Cleveland Top Model-ep:2

Who has what it takes to be the next Cleveland Top Model

The Continue... of The Drunken couples...

Nick teasing drunken Porkie

Damned!caught in the action of ZZz

Porkie's pose like getting ready for mrs.porkie to do something naughty to him keke

The two stupid acomplice(is that how u spell?watever) damn naughty wei they 2!

Next day...7:42 PM.

O.M.G still sleeping*poor me doing nth waiting for him to wake up*hahaha kena-kan u back!

HAH!ME!look who's the one down huh????
aii still have to wait for him to wake up lar...pig!pig pig!

couples drinkin @ baybe's house

smirnoff+kwai fei+3 big bottles of tiger beer =

Andrea:1 cup of kwai fei with sprite+1 cup of smirnoff with beer = vomit+K.O <--- LOSER!
Nick:1 cup of kwai fei with sprite+ lots and lotsa of liquor and beer=tipsy but still can bug me to watch futurama=K.ENG
Porkie:almost the same as me but double my portion=whines for h.k cup noodles and sex!hahaha=lousy
Mrs.Porkie aka. Lydia:drinks as much as nick= *imagine the kung fu mahjong lai lai* thats her hahaha smokin+holding cards with that fierce thoughtful face=K LA Kla give u credit better than nick u are FUCKING keng for a gurl

my pole chart for drinkers
---------------------->Super fucking pro(alchoholic)
------------------>fucking keng(alchohol goes into the bone)
------------->Keng(drinks more than 15 cups and still going)
--------->lousy(drinks less than 10 cups and start getting alchohol symptoms)
----->Loser(alchohol goes into the blood and 1 drink comfirm K.0)

CHAMPION of the night?i also dunno keke slept the earliest shyte man seriously i think i can never boost up my alchohol level lu :( everytime K.O after 1 cup ugh!DAMN!look at the pole chart im the lowest!atleast i wont die of kidney failure and wont add up to killing my brain cells hehe too bad to u guys drinkers :p showoff drinking somore lar very keng! very keng!*clap hands* u'll die faster only!hehe!
~xoxo~

today im going to talk bout BREAST CANCER.
Did u gurls know that the no.1 killer for breast cancer

shaving your arm pits?

according to some sources when you shave your arm-pits the lymph nodes situated around your armpit area are exposed to harmful dirty bacteria that soon travels to your breast and ruins it upside down.thats why,some of our famous artist who support anti-breast cancer propse to not shave their arm-pits..EeWwW!seriously its gross look at them..

Britney spears

Julia Roberts

can u imagine going to bed with this women?eewww!!!according to nick if he sees this his errection will so totally go down hahahahaha!

imagine dancing on the dance floor and sudently u look at your side seeing arm-pit hair right in front of your face!what would your reaction be?take a scissors and cut it?grab a lighter and light it on fire?EeWwW!gwad!lady! shave those arm-pits!i know i should be supporting anti-shaving but goshhh!how can i???even i get disgusted,any guy who sees me with armpit hair would just run away from me man.so whoever can live without shaving thier armpits u GO GURL!ew!

just for laughs.all time favourite,seriously singaporeans really nth to do

OMG!u must soo see this video...i couldnt stop laughing until my jaws hurt!omg!according to tracy if u laugh to hard & much ur jaw muscles or tendons might come loose thus making ur jaw drop!!!damn scary wei!neways enjoy the video dun die laughing pls

ASSIGNMENTS!assigments!AsSigNmEnTS!5 freaking assignments due!fucking stress lor...alldue next week and SOMORE!next 2 weeks mid-term exams wei!fuuucccckkkk!ai gonna be in starbucks alot stress!we'll we do have fun times tootrace apple laptop takes good picts with amazing effects wei damn tempted to get one :( aii stupid gurl goona rob u!bring all ur gadgets somore lar!bi-atchhhh!hehehe muax love ya

me,jerome,alia,tracy and constipated cent hehe!look at his face haha!cent wanna poo poo?

suppose to be a gory pict look at tracy damn lost!

i look like mr.indy wei!no offnce!haha

EeWwW!WE Like kena infected.except cent he's not human bloodless,heartless :)

sooo ki-ut!!!!!!!hahaha ang gu guuuu

look at tracy's mouth like no teeth and laugh too much me ler...results of sleepn late and smokin too much eeww!gross!

*roolin eyes*aii nth to say much bunch of retards

im so UNHAPPY,im so unhappy,im so unhappy,im so unhappy!GOD!why must i be SOO unhappy*sobssobs*why's my life so unhappy...why am i surrounded by unapreciative people,why am i being pushed around,abandoned and played....god help me.....i just wished that life like a movie that we can push the start button and restart my life,why the hell do i know soo much yet cant do much....i know its in my own bloody hands to build my life but why the fuck i always choose the wrong thing...haihyooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!why am i sooo stupid?!?!to choose all the things that would kill me instead of making me happy in life?cuz i love to take a risk and go a bumpy ride instead of a smooth road?why's that??!?!why?!im spiralling freefall to my graves because of my own pityful self ha-ha now i seriously know how poeple go insane,just by nudging thier mentality a couple of MILLION times and *poof* there they go into the looney bin bye bye,there's no room in this world for kind,soft poeple,its only for the fit and evil.go on poeple start nudging me it will just speed up my death thank u very much

P.S:good poeple where are u :( *there are some in my life,which i love u all,im so sorry if i ever doubt any of u,pls dont go away :(*

Dinner at Seoul@1-Utama

Had Korean Buffet Dinner at a reasonable price hhHmm i think around rm38?went there first thing i was impressed by:
worker's atitude*soo totally contributes to my happiness during my dinner*
ambience*romantic great for big eating couples like them below!*
variety of food*loads!like beef they have 3 kinds with diffrent sauce etc*
drinks*hehe they got freeflow of soft drinks thats what i need*


The pot of overflowing variety of food*aih 3 ppl can eat like a pig wei*

see this plate full of meat?imagine having 5 or 6 plates by 3 ppl crazee wei!

me!still lookin hungry*ofcourse la!havent even started!just posing

and the pig couple mr.Porkie and mrs.Porkie

tell u something sooOoOo Freaking true bout chinese.the moment we hear BUFFET!ALL U CAN EAT!FREE!BUY 10 FREE 10!automatically we will grab as in really GRAB as much as we can hold with our 4 limbs wei!no kidding at the end of our dinner we were soooo bloated that i felt like i couldnt walk at all.hehe smart me pretend to give an excuse to the PORKIE couples that i wanna go shop ahwhile and left them with 1 more plate full of meat!*ngeh!ngeh!ngeh!*thank god i escaped!or else i will join thier porkie clan and be F-A-T ehhehe fucking hell i wanna say something somore the shop STORRYBOOK COUTURE dont freaking buy ur stuff from there man i bought this so-called nice looking bag used it for like 2 days and it totally failed on me fucking cheapskit expensive shyte!rm80 bucks wei not worth at all